Critical Amnesia Seeds (AlphaFem Seeds)

AlphaFem Seeds
USA
Reviews
4.9
30 reviews

Description

Critical Amnesia Strain Info

Critical Amnesia is a balanced Sativa/Indica hybrid that preserves the finest qualities from both ends of the genetic spectrum. The main reason for the breeder to embark on this ambitious project was to retain the energizing and uplifting qualities of tropical Hazes. The Indica parents make their own contribution, and it goes further than just tamed growth patterns or shorter cycle duration – they also enhance the plant’s citrus flavor and give more substance to the effects.

Genetics

The Critical part of the strain’s genetic composition was achieved by crossing select cultivars from such uniform and stable commercial lines as Skunk #1 and Afghani. This intermediate hybrid was then crossed with an Amnesia, which is a more temperamental tropical variety.

Flowering Time

As a classic hybrid, Critical Amnesia displays some phenotypic variance, with the fastest plants finishing in just 56 days and the slowest rarely extending beyond 70 days of flowering time.

Yields

Critical Amnesia is a generous indoor cultivar, capable of producing about 500 g/m² (1.6 oz/ft²) under the most favorable conditions. The outdoor gardener should expect slightly less spectacular results, with each plant yielding 250-400 g (8.8-14 oz) of dry buds.

Effects

Euphoria followed by relaxation is a standard pattern for a hybrid, and this is exactly what you can expect from Critical Amnesia. The high starts as an adrenaline shot of energy and creativity, inspiring you to try new things, meet new people, and enjoy life to the fullest. At the very end comes blissful relaxation, allowing you to stretch your legs and restore your energy levels.

Medical Properties

Whether you experience stress and fatigue from overworking, encounter a dead end in your project, or find yourself stuck in boring and repetitive routines, Critical Amnesia serves as an ideal daytime medicine. The Indica part that comes in at the end also improves appetite and sleep.

THC and CBD Levels

Not bred for record-setting potency, Critical Amnesia still deserves your respect, as its 24% THC can easily prove too much, especially for inexperienced smokers. Don’t count on the CBD content, which doesn’t go higher than 2%, to counteract this overwhelming psychoactive power.

Smell and Taste

The plant's rich terpene profile produces an aroma of sweet fruit with zesty lemon sourness. These delightfully refreshing notes persist in the taste of the smoke, which also leaves an aftertaste of earth on the palate.

Grow Tips

As expected from a hybrid, Critical Amnesia exhibits phenotypic variation, with some plants developing shorter branches, tighter internodes, and denser buds, while others feature a more open structure and may reach heights of up to 300 cm (10 feet). Don’t be put off by these numbers, as indoors, the canopy can be easily controlled with low-stress training (LST), and this is something that even a beginner can master.

  • Avoid extending the vegetative period excessively.
  • Train heavily starting from week 4.
  • Defoliate the more compact phenotypes but leave taller ones untouched.

Critical Amnesia Seeds

New to growing? Critical Amnesia's feminized seeds ensure guaranteed female plants and easy success, whether indoors or outdoors. Buy them online at Herbies today and enjoy our freebies, fast delivery, and first-rate customer support!

Shipping FAQ
Is my shipping discreet?

Yes. We ship in plain, unbranded packaging. The envelope shows only the necessary delivery details - there’s no mention of Herbies and no indication of what’s inside. For extra privacy, you can choose our optional stealth (“Ninja Mode”) packaging, where the seeds are concealed inside a small souvenir.

When will you ship my order?

We assemble and dispatch orders within 24 hours after payment has been received during working days. On rare occasions, it might take more time than that. Orders placed on weekends are processed and shipped on the next working day.

Once I’ve placed an order, how do I get my tracking number?

You’ll get an email with the tracking number after your order is dispatched. Orders are normally processed on weekdays and dispatched within 24 hours (rarely, it can take longer).
If your tracking number is not in your inbox, be sure to check your spam and promotions folders. If the tracking message is not there, please contact us via [email protected] or our live chat.

What company do you ship with?

Currently, we ship with Correos, UPS, Fedex, DHL and Tipsa. You can find more info on shipping and calculate costs/estimated time of delivery on our Shipping page.

What if I haven’t received my order?

If your order hasn’t arrived, please contact [email protected] or submit the support form on our website.
If your order has arrived but there’s a problem, please contact [email protected].

Do you send to P.O. Box addresses?

Delivery to P.O. Boxes isn’t available in all countries. For an exact answer for your country, please email [email protected] or contact us via the live chat on our website.

Customer ratings
4,9
Based on 30 ratings
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    GreenQueen666
    5
    9 July 2025
    9 July 2025
    • General impressions

      Sticky and gooey, with a touch of chaotic citrus. It's like someone threw a lemon into a blender full of fog. I use it before concerts. It keeps me alert and relaxed.

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    Deepers
    4
    4 January 2025
    4 January 2025
    • General impressions

      Overall, a solid strain. The effect is truly stimulating and long-lasting, ideal for daytime use without a crash. My only complaint is the stretching at the beginning of flowering; it almost doubled in size and grew taller than my tent before I could react. If you plan ahead and train early, it's an excellent grow. The buds were dense and smelled amazing: citrus and spice. However, it's not entirely suitable for beginners if space is limited.

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    Keath
    5
    4 April 2025
    4 April 2025
    • General impressions

      This was my very first grow, and the Critical Amnesia made me feel like a pro. I was nervous at first, not wanting to mess anything up, but Herbies was delivered quickly and discreetly, and the seeds germinated in two days. I planted it in a fabric pot with organic soil on my south-facing balcony, and it thrived. Even without fancy training, the plant grew strong and tall, with beautiful long branches and buds forming everywhere. The smell during flowering was incredible: like lemon cleaner, but sweeter, with a hint of earth. I had to explain to the neighbors what "tomatoes" I was growing 😅 Harvested in early October with no signs of mold or pests, even after a rainy spell. The smoke is magical: it goes straight to your head and puts a smile on your face before you even realize it. I took a hit and spent the next hour cleaning my kitchen cupboards and laughing. A word of advice to other beginners: don't be afraid of this strain. It's forgiving, beautiful, and accomplished in every way. This harvest has truly changed my perspective on cannabis. A real joy!

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    Soyer
    5
    30 June 2025
    30 June 2025
    • General impressions

      My third grow, and the best so far. The yield exceeded my expectations. It smokes like an uplifting sativa, but still provides a warm, body-like effect.

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    5
    28 February 2025
    28 February 2025
    • General impressions

      Discreet shipping and fast delivery; 3/3 of the seeds germinated. I grew all three indoors using LST, and they finished in about 70 days. No regrets. This one will remain in my rotation.

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