Chocoholic’s Dream: Top 5 Chocolate Weed Strains
Everyone loves chocolate. It’s a natural product that makes us feel good – just like weed. So if you like them both, why not mix them together?
Welcome to a world where chocolate meets cannabis. For all of you chocoholic stoners out there, Herbies has handpicked the top five chocolate-flavored weed strains. This is a sweet tooth’s dream come true!
Why Does Weed Taste Like Chocolate?
Weed that smells and tastes like chocolate might sound like something straight out of Willy Wonka’s factory, but no cocoa trees were crossed with cannabis in the making of these delightful strains. It's not some genetically modified organism cooked up in an underground lab, either. The secret, as it often happens, is in the terpenes.
These natural chemical compounds that give all plants their scents and flavors are abundant in cannabis. Sometimes, they create unexpected combinations, including the unmistakable aroma and taste of chocolate.
So, the next time you light up some weed that smells like chocolate, you can thank the magic of terpenes. They’re not only behind the captivating flavors but also contribute to the unique effects and therapeutic properties of cannabis.
Best Chocolate Weed Strains From Herbies
Now, let’s explore the top five chocolate-flavored cannabis strains, handpicked from a collection of over 1,500 weed varieties that Herbies has to offer.
GG#4 Original Glue (Original Sensible Seeds)
Prepare to be absolutely floored by the trichome extravaganza that is GG#4 Original Glue. This feminized hybrid boasts a staggering 28% THC but also a terpene profile that will have you convinced you're gobbling up a chocolate cake.
It's not just the scent and taste that make GG#4 Original Glue a must-try for chocolate-loving stoners. This 50/50 hybrid will lift your spirits and leave you in a state of pure euphoria and happiness. As the initial blissful hours fade, a wave of relaxation and couch-lock takes over, accompanied by an irresistible case of the munchies.
From a grower’s perspective, GG #4 is a superstar. Indoors, it yields up to a whopping 800 g/m² (2.2 oz/ft²), while outdoor-grown crops bring a solid kilo (2.2 lb) of frosty bud per plant. With a flowering time of just 56 to 63 days, this strain is all about potency and productivity.
Biscotti Mintz (Barney’s Farm)
Next up on our list of chocolate weed strains is Biscotti Mintz by Barney’s Farm. The enticing flavors of this strain will remind you of a box of choc-mint cookies. Biscotti Mintz’s effects are a blend of relaxation and creativity followed by a gradual buildup of energy throughout the body.
This deep purple plant has a short flowering time of 56 to 63 days, which makes it suitable for both indoor and outdoor grows. If you choose to plant Biscotti Mintz in your backyard, you’re in for up to 1.5 kg (3.3 lb) per plant come harvest time. Indoors, this strain is just as productive, bringing around 650 g/m² (2.1 oz/ft²).
Gorilla x White Widow (Expert Seeds)
Whenever your weed smells like chocolate, chances are that some Gorilla hybrid or other was involved in its making, which is clearly the case with Gorilla x White Widow by Expert Seeds. The taste is the exact thing you’d expect from an Indica hybrid: an earthy flavor with notes of chocolate. Indica lovers, brace yourselves for a sense of deep relaxation that borders on incapacitating.
Harvest-wise, Gorilla x White Widow isn’t as impressive as the previous entries here, but she still manages to produce 400-500 g/m² (1.3-1.6 oz/ft²) indoors and 500 g/plant outdoors in 55-60 days of flowering.
Z Gorilla (Original Sensible Seeds)
Maybe your sweet tooth extends beyond chocolatey delights and includes a love for juicy tropical fruit? Then go for the trichome-laden goodness of Z Gorilla by Original Sensible Seeds.
This feminized strain boasts a dessert-like flavor and an enticing aroma of fruit and chocolate. With THC levels reaching 24%, Z Gorilla leaves no room for compromise. As the initial waves of euphoria wash over you, a soothing sense of relaxation and tranquility takes hold, making Z Gorilla the perfect nighttime companion.
With a lineage bred from the legendary GG#4 Original Glue and Z, this mostly Indica strain shows explosive growth and finishes in as little as 60 days. Indoor yields reach 600 g/m² (2 oz/ft²) of picture-perfect flowers, while outdoors, each plant brings 700 grams (1.5 lb).
Glue Gelato Auto (Barney's Farm)
We’ve saved this treat for last, as we know how many auto enthusiasts are out there.
Glue Gelato Auto (Barney's Farm) - Autoflowering
- Unique sense of cheerfulness
- 20 - 26 %
- 500 - 600 g/m² indoors
500 - 600 g/plant outdoors
Meet Glue Gelato Auto, the autoflowering wonder from Barney's Farm that defies all expectations and brings the luscious flavors of chocolate to the world of fast-growing strains. With a potent THC range of 20-26%, this plant stands tall in terms of both potency and yields, rivaling even some photoperiod varieties.
Glue Gelato Auto delivers relaxing and calming effects along with a profound sense of happiness, making it an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day. The rich chocolaty aroma and taste are a testament to its parent strains, GG#4 Original Glue and Gelato.
With indoor yields ranging from 550-650 g/m² (1.9-2.1 oz/ft²) and outdoor plants producing up to 400 grams (0.8 lb) each, this autoflowering gem proves that you can indeed have the best of both worlds in a compact and flavorful package.
That wraps it up! Head straight to our catalog to buy any of these chocolate strains of weed, with hundreds of other top-shelf cannabis seeds also on offer.
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