Chem Cookies Feminized Seeds (AlphaFem Seeds)

AlphaFem Seeds
Feminized
Photoperiod
USA
Reviews
4.9
27 reviews

Description

Chem Cookies Strain Info

Growing yourself a super potent Indica-dominant plant has never been easier. Chem Cookies seeds promise a short and trouble-free cultivation journey with a hefty amount of sticky goodness waiting for you at the finish line. The breeders have spared no effort in crafting this masterpiece so that you can enjoy it regardless of your skill level or experience.

Genetics

The genetic composition of the famed Girl Scout Cookies is no secret – a cross between an OG Kush and a Durban Poison. The main thing is to select outstanding phenotypes of both. In this particular version, they were Totally Alpha OG S1 х F1 Durban Poison S1 IBL. Having stabilized the result, the breeders added a choice Chemdog #4 cut, and voila – you get Chem Cookies.

Flowering Time

Chem Cookies boasts a delightfully fast flowering time, typically not exceeding 56-63 days on average. This makes it an appealing choice for both commercial growers and impatient amateurs.

Yields

Chem Cookies exhibits generous yields, consistently producing 400-500 g/m² (1.3-1.6 oz/ft²) of dry bud indoors and 500-550 g (1.1-1.2 lb) per plant outdoors. However, outdoor cultivation requires a warm, sunny climate with long summers and dry autumns to ensure the plants can fully mature before colder temperatures set in.

Effects

The first thing you’ll notice about Chem Cookies’ effects is that they come and go in waves. One moment, you may feel completely spaced out, lost in outlandish thoughts; the next, you return to reality and have a hearty laugh at how stupid you were just a moment ago. The beauty of it all is that in either of these states, you stay euphoric and relaxed.

Euphoric
Creative
Calming

Medical Properties

This strain’s positivity, coupled with the mostly physical nature of its effects, makes it a great medicine that can take care of pain and headaches, dissipate nausea and stress, and alleviate anxiety and depression.

THC and CBD Levels

At up to 27%, the THC content offered by Chem Cookies is extremely high, even compared to other AlphaFem seeds celebrated for their over-the-top potency. Meanwhile, CBD levels consistently remain below 2% across all samples.

Smell and Taste

The terpene profile of Chem Cookies is mostly inherited from the OG side of the family and includes the intense aroma of gas and diesel fuel with piney notes. The taste carries an additional earthiness and sweetness, making the overall bouquet recognizable and addictive.

Pine
Earth
Diesel

Grow Tips

Chem Cookies plants seldom grow to a height of more than 120 cm (4 ft), which makes them ideal candidates for stealthy outdoor grow-ops and guerilla-style cultivation. Indoors, this compact Indica keeps an even lower profile and is a welcome guest in smaller grow tents and DIY boxes.

  • The plants’ sturdy branches hardly need support.
  • However, its huge fan leaves call for selective defoliation.
  • The plants are also bushy and require strict control of airflow.

Chem Cookies Seeds

Unwind and relax with the soothing power of Chem Cookies feminized seeds. Start your stress-free journey to your best-ever harvest and an epic smoke with Herbies now!

UK Shipping FAQ

Do you ship to the UK?

Yes. We ship to the UK. Estimated delivery time is 3-6 business days. For the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man, the estimate is 2-6 business days.

Is my shipping discreet?

Yes. We ship in plain, unbranded packaging. The envelope shows only the necessary delivery details - there’s no mention of Herbies and no indication of what’s inside. For extra privacy, you can choose our optional stealth (“Ninja Mode”) packaging, where the seeds are concealed inside a small souvenir.

When will you ship my order?

We assemble and dispatch orders within 24 hours after payment has been received during working days. On rare occasions, it might take more time than that. Orders placed on weekends are processed and shipped on the next working day.

Once I’ve placed an order, how do I get my tracking number?

You’ll get an email with the tracking number after your order is dispatched. Orders are normally processed on weekdays and dispatched within 24 hours (rarely, it can take longer).
If your tracking number is not in your inbox, be sure to check your spam and promotions folders. If the tracking message is not there, please contact us via [email protected] or our live chat.

What company do you ship with?

Currently, we ship with Correos, UPS, Fedex, DHL and Tipsa. You can find more info on shipping and calculate costs/estimated time of delivery on our Shipping page.

What if I haven’t received my order?

If your order hasn’t arrived, please contact [email protected] or submit the support form on our website.
If your order has arrived but there’s a problem, please contact [email protected].

Do you send to P.O. Box addresses?

Delivery to P.O. Boxes isn’t available in all countries. For an exact answer for your country, please email [email protected] or contact us via the live chat on our website.

Customer ratings
4,9
Based on 27 ratings
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    BudDYlan
    5
    2 March 2025
    2 March 2025
    • General impressions

      Classic Chem funk with a sweet cookie finish. Grew like a champ. Will be running again

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    King-of-Green
    5
    13 February 2025
    13 February 2025
    • General impressions

      Really forgiving strain. I overfed once and she bounced back fast

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    Sleepy Luke
    5
    17 April 2025
    17 April 2025
    • General impressions

      These buds glisten. Hands-down one of the frostiest plants I’ve grown indoors

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    Lokeygrower
    5
    6 May 2025
    6 May 2025
    • General impressions

      Easy to grow, no issues with mold or pests, and the final product is knockout quality

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    Trichtrain
    5
    26 April 2025
    26 April 2025
    • General impressions

      Great trichome production. You’ll need a proper trim bin - this one snows

    0
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