Totally Alpha OG Feminized Seeds (AlphaFem Seeds)

Takes me back to the real OG days before all these fancy hybrids (which is funny because it IS a fancy hybrid?) Started 4 seeds in my backyard like I done for 30 years - good soil, sun and rainwater mostly. Plants got shoulder-high with them classic OG leaves. Come harvest time, them buds were dripping sticky and smelled just like the killer kush we got back in the day. Smoke's got that proper expansion that lets you know it's the real deal. Pain don't bother me near as much when I smoke this before bed. They don't make em like this much no more.

Or, well, guess they do!

2 out of 5 seeds didn’t pop (used paper towel method, kept at 75°F). The three that made it were pretty good though, hoping for those compensation beans to do better?

From a professional cultivation standpoint, Totally AlphaOG checks all the boxes. We've run three consecutive crops with consistent results: 8-9 week flowering time, dense bud structure, and exceptional bag appeal. The plants respond well to SCROG training and maintain ideal node spacing. Our lab tests consistently show THC levels between 23-26% with impressive terpene profiles (dominated by myrcene and limonene). The trim process is efficient due to the excellent calyx-to-leaf ratio. Most importantly, our dispensary clients consistently reorder this strain, citing its reliable effects and customer satisfaction. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🔥

Week 5 of flower and these ladies are stacking! 👌
Trichomes already cloudy, might go 10 weeks. Smell is OG funk with a hint of spice. If the smoke matches the grow, I'm robbing Herbie's warehouse for a bunch of these😏

Ordered 5 feminized seeds - all arrived dark with healthy tiger striping. No floaters during soak test

Sugar leaves turned violet by week 5
Buds developed deep purple hues week 7+

The purple transformation makes this one of the most visually striking OGs I've grown outdoors. Bag appeal is exceptional - every harvest photo looks like professional breeder stock🤩

Dang this hits hard, you'd think you need to grow like jesus himself to get such results but noooo (not complaining at all)

Broke?
Check
Bad at plants?
Check
Need weed yesterday? CHECK

This strain is the Honda Civic of bud, reliable, fast, and gets you where you need to go

Zero drama, all gas
Even my cat could grow this (disclaimer: don’t let your cat grow weed)

i literally forgot i was growing this. left for a 2-week vacation, came back to ACTUAl nugs?? smells like a lemon exploded in a lumberyard. high hits like a warm blanket made of happiness. 10/10 for neglect-friendly weed. pro tip: name your plant Steve for good luck

Perfect strain for my 2x2 tent!
Topped once and did some light LST to keep height under control. Despite the compact grow space, yielded 78g of dense, frosty buds with that distinctive lemon-pine OG smell.
Quick flowering meant I could run another strain right after
Smoke is smooth with balanced hybrid effects - relaxed but not couchlocked. Will definitely run again

Mainlined 2 plants in 5gal living soil beds under 600W HPS. Topped at 5th node day 21, then again at each new main branch day 35. LST'd aggressively - branches were super flexible until week 2 flower. Needed extra silica (Armor Si at 1ml/gal) to support heavy colas. Flower stretch was only 1.5x but stacked dense buds from top to bottom. Defoliated day 21 and 42 - leaves were huge (8-10" across). Yielded 14.2oz per plant with minimal larf. Will def get more!

Arrived in Perfect condition - small, teardrop-shaped, and tiger-striped with dark brown and amber markings. They had a healthy sheen and felt dense when handled, indicating good maturity. No cracked or immature seeds in the batch

I used the paper towel method. All 5 / 5 seeds cracked within 24 hours, showing tiny taproots by 36 hours. Transplanted them into Root Riot cubes, and all sprouted within 48 hours under a gentle seedling heat mat. Very Impressive germination rate no duds!

Responded well to topping, producing 4-6 strong main colas per plant. No major issues, though they were slightly sensitive to overwatering in early veg. Bulked up significantly in Weeks 6-8, forming dense, rock-hard Nugs with thick resin. Some lower branches needed support due to the weight.

Would Absolutely grow again - one of The Best OGs I’ve run in years!

I recommend trying it!
Gorgeous, strong, easy to grow

It meets my needs both in terms of effect and yield – it will last me a long time

Earthy flavor notes that may not appeal to citrus/skunk enthusiasts like myself
1.5 months into flowering the plant decided it was time to wrap things up (the leaves were starting to get dry), maybe that's not even a bad thing

General impressions:
November 1st started germinating
November 2nd put the seed into a 5 gal pot. Regular flowering soil
Added nutes 2 week in
It grew almost 2 feet tall in months
240w quantum boards
Had limited space and I was afraid it would press up against the lights. Decided it was time to switch to flowering since I heard it grows in size about 40% (bit of an exaggeration).
Pre-flowers began to show 5-7 days after switching the lights. I know that you are supposed to completely turn off the lights for 2 days to cause the plant some stress and make it go faster.
It blooms smoothly, the buds are spread out and quite big.
I watered it every other day and added nutes 2 times a week. I stopped feeding after some sections started to turn yellow (5 weeks into flowering), after that I just started flushing.
Smoked it yesterday. Not sure about the effect yet, took a small break

Based on my experience:
No bitter aftertaste
I let the buds dry for too long but it was still a great smoke
Immediately felt relaxed after the first hit - stillness and no anxiety.

In conclusion:
Highly recommend this strain since it's easy to work with and it turned out quite pleasant.
Lots of resin, make sure to put your gloves on.
Don't know the exact final yield but I assume it somewhere around 2.5 oz
The buds are dense and very pretty.
As for its smell, not really my thing as I'm more into something tangy
But overall the smell wasn't overpowering (though cutting a branch of course changes that since the plant is alive)

Pic from February 20th

Lighting is the most crucial point in all of this.
This time round I made sure to have plenty. Last time there was less and as a result I got less finished product.

Oh and almost forgot!
I didn't use any training besides pruning it twice before flowering. And one more time 2 weeks into flowering. Just let it do its thing after that.

There's not much to report about growing it, as everything went smoothly. Even a beginner can manage it if they follow the instructions. However, it's best to use organic nutrients to avoid any damage. The strain will forgive other mistakes. The yield is normal for small plants. In terms of potency, it's unlikely to exceed 20% THC, but it delivers a strong, pleasant effect on both body and mind. Maybe it's good that the buds aren't as potent as they're said to be. The taste and aroma of the finished product remind me of another indica strain, but I can't recall which one.

Helps with my anxiety like no other. Smooth smoke, potent effects. Definitely a keeper.

Well, what can I say? The reviews were true. The couch lock is real. Good for my ostheoarthritis

You know that rare high where your body is stuck but your mind floats? I’ll zone out into deep thoughts (or an entire bag of chips) without an ounce of stress.

Loveable!

The smoke is rich, almost velvety, with a peppery exhale. Not for productivity, strictly for pondering existence or passing out mid-Youtube binge.

Growing at elevation is brutal, cold nights, intense UV, and sudden hailstorms, but she adapted .Grew her in no-till living soil, and by September, she was caked in frost, with leaves turning deep purple from the cold. Harvested right before first snow, and the buds were rock-hard, needing almost no trim. Smoke is potent but clear-headed great for post-skiing apres without fog. Final yield: 6.5oz per plant, and the rosin press returns were insane (25%+). For high-altitude growers, this is a must-try

A killer strain

Followed Herbie’s grow guide and had zero problems! Germinated 3 outta 3 seeds, plants stayed short but bushy. Smell during grow was strong (carbon filter a must). Harvested at 9 weeks and the smoke is smooth with a heavy body high. Perfect for my insomnia. Newbie-friendly if you do your homework

It really boosts your mood and inspires creativity!

so this was my first grow ever and i messed up SO MANY TIMES (overwatered, light too close, you name it) but these plants still turned out amazing!!! the
buds are covered in crystals and the smell is crazy strong. high is perfect for after work when u just wanna turn off ur brain. cant believe i grew this myself lol

3 puffs and my sciatica fades like magic. Smooth smoke, earthy flavor, lasts hours. Only strain that lets me sleep through the night. Medical gold!!!!

Ecstatic!

TotallyAlphaOG: Stress➡️vapor. Brain laser-focused, body Zen-mode. Cleaned THEN napped -- hybrid sorcery. Herbies’ stealth MVP. 🌌

Alright so grow details: Ran 4 plants in 5gal coco under LED. Veg was smooth - nice tight nodes, responded well to topping. Flower stretch was about 2x which was manageable. Started getting really stinky around week 4. Like "maybe I should check my carbon filter" stinky. Buds stacked nice and dense, not a ton of larf. Trichome production was insane - looked like someone dusted them with powdered sugar. Chop at 9 weeks, could've maybe gone 10. Smoke is...wow. Heavy behind the eyes immediately, then this warm blanket feeling spreads through your whole body. Not the most functional high but perfect for when you WANT to be useless.

Trying it for the first time

For sure, it'll get very big if you let it. Though you also have to consider all the risks involved with taking care of such a large plant. She's been growing for 2 months with little to no stress. Switched to flowering when it was about 60 cm tall and it will be blooming for 2 months or even more. Can't wait to finally have a taste.. Will update the review

Planted one seed, is growing fast and nicely, want to try it already