Fat Bastard Auto Seeds

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Description

Fat Bastard Auto Strain Info

Fat Bastard Auto is a feminized autoflowering hybrid with an even 50% Indica/50% Sativa split, giving it a rare mix of daytime spark and after-hours comfort. Its fruity-skunk flavor brings an old-school edge to a modern high-THC profile, while the effects move from euphoric lift into a relaxed finish. The vibe is bold but not messy, potent but not one-dimensional. For growers, it also carries the practical appeal of an autoflower: no light-cycle flip, a quick full run, and enough forgiveness to make the ride feel smooth.

Genetics

Fat Bastard Auto comes from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, with a touch of Ruderalis. Goldmember helps drive the strain’s heavy potency and broad hybrid character, while Monkey Spunk brings funky skunk depth and a playful edge to the profile. Ruderalis adds the autoflowering trait, giving the plant its fast life cycle and beginner-friendly rhythm. Together, these genetics create a balanced hybrid that feels strong, adaptable, and built for growers who like results without too much ceremony.

Flowering Time

Fat Bastard Auto finishes from seed to harvest in 56-70 days, or about 8-10 weeks. Indoors, stable light and low stress can help the plant stay on schedule. Outdoors, warm conditions and long sunny days will support the same quick rhythm. It’s fast by design, but the final week still matters – let the trichomes tell you when the stash is ready.

Yields

Indoors, Fat Bastard Auto can produce 1.3-2oz/ft² (400-600g/m²) under strong lighting and steady feeding. Outdoors, growers can expect around 4.4-10.6oz (125-300g) per plant in favorable conditions. For an autoflower with this much THC, the yield potential feels properly generous, especially when its short cycle is kept clean and stress-free.

Effects

The high opens with a euphoric lift that brightens the mood and gives the mind a quick spark. Then the relaxation arrives, broad and warm, like a heavy blanket that still lets you reach for the remote. Fat Bastard Auto works best when you want a strong hybrid ride that can loosen the body while keeping the atmosphere cheerful.

Relaxed
Euphoric

THC and CBD Levels

With 30-38% THC and no listed CBD level, Fat Bastard Auto sits deep in high-potency territory. That strength gives the effect serious weight and long-lasting presence, so newer users should start small. The balanced genetics help shape the intensity into something smoother than the numbers might suggest, but this is still a strain with real muscle.

Smell and Taste

Expect a fruity opening wrapped around a skunky base. The inhale brings a juicy sweetness, while the exhale leans funkier, giving the smoke a classic cannabis bite. WWC also lists humulene, caryophyllene, and myrcene among its terpenes, which helps explain the profile’s earthy depth and relaxed finish.

Skunk
Fruity

Grow Tips

Fat Bastard Auto grows as a compact but vigorous autoflower, reaching up to 4.9ft (1.5m). Its hybrid structure can support a strong central stem with active side branches, so canopy control matters even though the plant stays manageable. Because the life cycle is short, gentle timing beats heavy correction.

  • Use an 18/6 or 20/4 light schedule indoors from seed to harvest.
  • Choose LST over high-stress training to avoid slowing the autoflower clock.
  • Keep RH around 40-50% in flowering, then lower it near harvest.
  • Give the side branches good light exposure before the plant starts stacking buds.
  • Use coco coir, perlite, or a light peat mix to support steady moisture control.

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds for Sale

Searching for the best autoflowering feminized seeds with outrageous THC, fruity-skunk flavor, and a beginner-friendly grow style? Look no further than Fat Bastard Auto. Buy online from Herbies and experience top-tier quality, global delivery, and unbeatable prices. Your cannabis garden awaits.

Strain FAQ

Is it legal to order cannabis seeds to the USA?
Yes. At Herbies, cannabis seeds are sold as collectible souvenirs. We ask you to check your local laws before ordering, as by ordering you confirm that you are complying with them.
Is this strain suitable for outdoor growing in the USA?
Absolutely. is an excellent choice for outdoor cultivation in the climate of the USA. To ensure the best possible results, we recommend checking the strain's specific preferences in the "Characteristics" section and matching them with your local conditions.
What are the most popular payment methods for customers in the USA?
We offer a variety of secure payment options for customers in the USA. These include major credit and debit cards (Visa, Mastercard), bank transfers (including SEPA), and cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and USDT. For the most accurate and up-to-date list of methods available for your specific order, please proceed to the checkout page.

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USA Shipping FAQ

Do you ship to the USA?

Yes. We ship to the USA. Estimated delivery time is 2-5 business days.

Is my shipping discreet?

Yes. We ship in plain, unbranded packaging. The envelope shows only the necessary delivery details - there’s no mention of Herbies and no indication of what’s inside. For extra privacy, you can choose our optional stealth (“Ninja Mode”) packaging, where the seeds are concealed inside a small souvenir.

When will you ship my order?

We assemble and dispatch orders within 24 hours after payment has been received during working days. On rare occasions, it might take more time than that. Orders placed on weekends are processed and shipped on the next working day.

Once I’ve placed an order, how do I get my tracking number?

You’ll get an email with the tracking number after your order is dispatched. Orders are normally processed on weekdays and dispatched within 24 hours (rarely, it can take longer).
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Written by
Ethan Cole
Cannabis cultivation expert and writer

Cannabis cultivation expert with over a decade of experience in indoor growing and grower education.

Reviewed by
Sylvia Johnson
Indoor growing expert and cannabis writer
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    Grubby_Nova
    5
    22 May 2026
    22 May 2026
    • Advantages
      fruity-skunk smoke, 30-38% THC, generous auto yield, compact but vigorous growth, euphoric relaxed effect
    • Disadvantages
      start small with this one
    • General impressions

      Fat Bastard Auto grew with more energy than I expected, but she still stayed manageable in my indoor space. I kept the training gentle and just opened the side branches a bit, which helped the tops get better light without slowing her down. The smell was fruity at first, then skunky and earthy once the buds dried, with a proper old-school bite on the exhale. Mine finished right around 9 weeks from seed and gave a solid pull for an auto. The high came in cheerful first, then the body relaxation got warm and heavy, so I learned not to overdo it before doing anything useful.

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