Glue Cookies Feminized Seeds (AlphaFem Seeds)

top tier, whoever you aplhafem guys are keep it up

Lives up to its name - sticky AF with that classic glue funk!
High creeps up then glues you in place just right!!!
Not for lightweight smokers!!✊

yes nice, will get more when she's back

Doesn't look as Instagram-pretty as some cookies strains but packs way more punch than you'd expect. Like that quiet dude at the gym who deadlifts 500lbs lol

✔️Grown in organic living soil under HLG 600R, these plants developed dense that sparkled under the light.

✔️Flowering took 63 days, buds firming up nicely by week 7.

✔️The aroma is a mix of GSC sweetness and GG#4 funk, translates perfectly to flavor when smoked.

✔️The high is balanced but leans indica, great for evening use.

✔️Only downside - they need strong support, branches will sag under bud weight. Yielded ~6oz per plant, and the rosin press returns were 23%. Absolute keeper!

One seed was a dud but Herbies hooked it up, so I'm still happy.

The other two plants thrived despite my "experimental" (read: chaotic) grow style.

Buds came out frostier than a winter morning.❄️

My new go-to for stress relief and mild pain management. I can't believe I grew something this good on my first attempt!!!!

I remember my first run with it. Popped three seeds - all three cracked no problem, which already put it ahead of some of those finicky "elite" cuts everyone chases. Veg growth was solid, not crazy fast like some sativas, but steady and strong. Topped them once and they branched out nice. Flower stretch was manageable, maybe 1.5x, nothing like that GG#4 that tried to grow through my tent ceiling last year.

What really got me was how it handled my mistakes. Forgot to pH the water for like three days straight during week 4? Barely blinked. Had a heat wave hit during week 6? Just kept packing on weight. Compared to that Purple Punch that threw a tantrum if I looked at it wrong, this was a dream.

The buds... man, the buds. Dense without being rock hard, sticky in that way where you know it's gonna press well. Smell was this perfect mix of sweet and gas - not quite as fruity as the Gelato I ran last cycle, but with more of that classic glue funk that lingers in the room.

Smoke test was the real eye-opener. First hit - smooth, kinda sweet with that cookie dough thing going on. Second hit - there's the gas. By the third, you start feeling it behind the eyes, but it doesn't slam you like some indicas. Just this slow, warm creep that settles in just right. Lasts a good while too - not that two-hour fade some hybrids pull.

What keeps me coming back is the consistency. Run after run, it delivers. Not the biggest yielder I've grown, but solid. Not the most knockout high, but reliable. Not the fanciest bag appeal, but quality you can count on. In a world where every new strain claims to be the next big thing, Glue Cookies just quietly does its job - and does it damn well.

For the growers - it's forgiving but rewards care. For the smokers - it's balanced but packs a punch. After five runs, it's earned a permanent spot in my rotation. Some strains come and go, but this one? This one sticks.

(And yeah, it really does glue your scissors shut. Some things never change.)

Chronic pain + anxiety made life exhausting. Glue Cookies quiets my nerves without zombifying me. The body high is deep but functional. I can garden or watch a movie without overthinking. Grown organically; 3.5oz per plant despite my rookie mistakes. Not "just weed" to me, it’s freedom🫰

🔥 Instant favorite! Grown in coco under 250W LED, these ladies stacked sticky, cookie-dough nugs reeking of sweet gas. High hits like a warm hug—euphoric but functional. Zero grow issues, yielded 5oz in 9 weeks. Already reordered! 10/10 for GG4 fans.

Almost burned them in veg going half strength on nutes, had to flush and go lighter. bounced back quick tho. Flowers hard as rocks and sticky as hell. high creeps up then BAM you're glued to the couch watching dumb youtube videos for hours!!!!

topped one, left one natural.topped plant gave me way more colas but smaller.natural one grew two monster main colas.both yielded about the same.smoke from both is equally fire.sweet and gassy with a heavy high.

Chose it based on the description and reviews, and it didn't disappoint! As someone new to growing, I appreciated how resilient the plants were to my beginner mistakes. TYSM, ordering more for sure

I overfed, underfed, and still got 12oz!

First hydro run ever (RDWC), and of course, I messed up. pH swings? Check. Algae bloom? Yep. But even with my chaos, she stretched like crazy (doubled in flower) and stacked baseball-sized colas dripping in trichomes. Terps were next-level. Dried too fast (Florida humidity is cruel), but the smoke still hits like a freight train: euphoric, then couch-locking. Yielded 12oz under a cheap 300W LED. If this strain can handle my hydro disasters, it’s foolproof.

responded great to LST - branches were flexible and grew back strong. ended up with a flat canopy of solid buds. trim was sticky af but worth it. smoke is smooth with a cookie/diesel taste. high is happy and relaxed.

My homie said I looked like a zombie after smoking this, would recommend when u wanna just melt into ur bed

After running maybe 15-20 different hybrids over the years, I can confidently say Glue Cookies stands out in some unexpected ways. Compared to its parent, it's less of a couchlock monster and more balanced - where GG#4 bludgeons me into the sofa, this eases you down gently. The stretch isn't as extreme as original Glue either (thank god), though it still needs topping/LST unless you want a jungle.😄

Versus other cookie crosses like Wedding Cake or Gelato, the bud structure is denser and less leafy - way less larf to trim. Frost level is comparable to Gelato, but the resin has that signature Glue stickiness that makes trimming a chore. 🙄Smell-wise, it splits the difference between Gas Monkey (all diesel) and Thin Mint Cookies (all sweetness) - you get both in every sniff.

What really surprised me was how it stacks up against hype strains I've run:

Yield: Beats Runtz by about 20% in my setup😯

Flower time: Faster than MAC1 by a full week🏃

Nute sensitivity: Not as finicky as Purple Punch (that diva needs perfect conditions)👸

Bag appeal: On par with anything from Compound Genetics I've grown🔥

The high is where it really shines compared to others. Unlike Bruce Banner (which can be racy) or Dosidos (which knocks me out), Glue Cookies gives that perfect hybrid experience - euphoric but functional for the first hour, then gradually melts into body relaxation without total shutdown. Pain relief is better than Blue Dream but without the fog.

For growers, it's more forgiving than most top-shelf strains. I've messed up pH a few times and it bounced back faster than my OG Kush ever did. Only downside is the smell during late flower - more pungent than Sour Diesel and my carbon filter struggles to contain it.🙈

At this point, it's bumped Gorilla Glue #4 from my permanent rotation. Does everything GG4 does but with better structure, more complex terps, and a more versatile high. If you like cookie or glue strains, this is the best of both worlds.💯

Exactly the hybrid vibe I needed, smells weirdly delicious. Buds grew chonky and frosted, though she’s a bit picky with nutrients, go easy during flowering.

Lost one seed to germination but Herbies’ team sent a replacement super quick after I messaged. Minus one star ’cause that one seed stressed me out, but overall fire strain. Grateful for the backup

Well. Having worked with OG genetics since the early 2000s, I can confidently state this is among the finest stabilized expressions I've encountered. The plants demonstrate exceptional vigor, requiring minimal training to achieve optimal canopy structure. Nutrient requirements are moderate but consistent - particularly benefitting from additional magnesium during weeks 3-5 of flowering. The finished product showcases perfect moisture content (58-62% RH after cure) with trichomes that remain intact even after rigorous handling. The smoke delivers that classic OG 'expansion' in the chest, followed by a euphoric head rush that gradually melts into full-body tranquility.

For preservationists and breeders alike, this represents genetic material of the highest caliber...

Up in BC, our summers are golden, but fall rains ruin outdoor grows.

Solution? Light deprivation! I popped Glue Cookies in May, vegged outdoors, then moved her into my DIY light-dep greenhouse mid-July. Harvested first round by late August - dense, purple-tinted buds with a complex terp profile: berry cookies dipped in jet fuel. Then I revegged the stump and pulled a second harvest in October before the mold hit

Total yield: over a pound across two cycles. Smoke test - iiinstant classic. The high starts behind the eyes, then spreads like warm maple syrup. Perfect for post-hockey game recovery

Grew one plant in my backyard just to see what would happen..... Thing turned into a 6ft bush by august. Had to build a makeshift greenhouse around it when the rains came in september! Still got some bud rot but salvaged about 80% of it.

The buds that made it are insane - golf ball sized and dripping with resin. Smell is more earthy than indoor grows but still has that signature cookie sweetness. High is heavier than the indoor version - more body stone but still clearheaded. Yield was absolutely stupid - filled 8 quart jars from one plant. Neighbors definitely knew what was up but nobody complained cause I shared some😎

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS!!! Just harvested my GLUE COOKIES and OH MY STARS!!! The buds are SO STICKY I had to wash my hands THREE TIMES!!! Tastes just like GRANDMA’S SNICKERDOODLES but with a little oomph if you know what I mean!!! 😉 My arthritis hasn’t felt this good since 1992!!! THANK YOU HERBIES!!! 🌿💜 P.S.HOW TO GET RESIN OFF GLASSES???

Man, I knew this strain was gonna be sticky from the name but holy shit. By harvest time, just brushing against the buds left my arms covered in resin. Trimming took twice as long because my scissors kept gumming up every 5 minutes. Had to keep a jar of isopropyl nearby just to clean them. The buds are ridiculously dense too - like little rocks covered in frosting.Smell during grow was insane, like someone mixed gasoline with vanilla extract. Had to upgrade my carbon filter cause it was stinking up the whole block.


High is exactly what I wanted - starts with a nice head rush that settles into heavy body relaxation without completely couchlocking me.

Yield was stupid good for just 3 plants in my 4x4.


Only complaint is I wish I'd bought more seeds.

2/3 seeds popped. herbies sent a replacement but i was still pissed. the two that grew were fire - dense nugs that reek like sweet gas. high lasts forever. would be 5 stars if all seeds worked.

i dont usually write reviews but omg??? this weed is next level. smoked some before netflix and ended up so zooted i forgot what show i was watching and just stared at the menu screen. only for experienced smokers cuz this will wreck u if ur not ready.

my grandson showed me how to order these seeds online and im so glad he did! the plants grew so big they almost fell over had to tie them up with pantyhose (works great btw). the smoke makes my bones stop aching and helps me eat better since my appetite has been poor. taste reminds me of that hash we used to get in amsterdam back in the day. will definately grow again next season god willing

I’ve tried a lot of GG#4 crosses, and this is one of the best. The high is perfectly balanced, euphoric but not anxious, relaxing but not sedating. The grow was smooth (no nutrient issues, sturdy branches), and the buds are dense and resinous. Flavor is sweet with a gassy backend. Great for daytime or evening use.

Highly recommend!

These plants are beasts outside! Started in the greenhouse then moved to full sun after last frost. 7 gal pots with organic soil mix. plants got huge like 8ft tall had to supercrop the tops. Flowered under natural light schedule,finished early october. buds are massive and covered in trichomes despite some💦 rainy weather

Nom nom nom!

So what do we have here!

Setup:

2x4 tent, HLG 350R (20/4 cycle)

Coco/perlite, Jack’s Nutrients (3.0 EC max)

Mainlined x8, light defoliation

Germinated 3/3 seeds in 24hrs (rapid taproots). Vegged 5 weeks—branching was insane, needed extra trellis tiers. Flower stretch? Moderate (50% height). Buds swelled week 5-8 with foxtail-prone tops (fixed with slight light dimming).

Opened the tent to a glue bomb—sharp chem-dog funk layered with vanilla frosting. Cured 3 weeks: smoke is velvety, expands into a cerebral + body buzz. Perfect for gaming or deep-fry cooking marathons (RIP my diet).

Yield: 7.2oz dry. Lost 1 star for foxtail fuss, but potency? Chef’s kiss. Herbies, take my money—again.