Totally Alpha OG Feminized Seeds (AlphaFem Seeds)

man i was skeptical bout ‘fast versions’ but this?? straight FIRE. grew it in my lil closet setup, barely checked pH, and BAM dense, sticky nugs in like, what, 8 weeks? smells like a pine forest dunked in gasoline. high hits like a freight train of happy.

Okay real talk - my buddy who only smokes occasionally came over and I forgot what we were smoking. Gave him one hit of this. Dude was GONE. Like staring at the wall giggling for 20 minutes gone. Meanwhile I'm over here taking bong rips like "yeah this is nice."
Point is - this is some serious stuff. The good serious though. Buds are rock hard and glisten like they're wet. Taste is all classic OG - pine, earth, that gasoline funk. High comes on fast and sticks around. Great for pain. Bad for productivity.

I was nervous about my first grow, but these seeds made it easy! Totally Alpha OG is super resilient, I overwatered early on and had some pH swings, but they bounced back strong. The buds are dense, sticky and smell like diesel and citrus.

Yield wasn’t huge (my fault technically), but the smoke is 🔥. Will grow again now that I know what I’m doing!

big weed enthusiast, but maaaaybe stuff this strong should be illegal..

imagine if you're a total newbie .... bought something easy to grow and it actually grew..... and then it hits you so hard you almost get isekai'd...... put the warning signs up!! (jk, good sh!t)

pressed some of this into rosin and holy... the yield was decent but the flavor is whats crazy - like someone mixed pine sol with gasoline and a hint of lemon. the high hits fast and hard but doesnt leave u groggy. only downside is now all my other weed tastes weak af compared to this :(

From seed to harvest, this strain was low-drama and high-reward!! The plants stayed sturdy, resisted pests, and packed on frost

Smoke - thick, expansive hits with a classic OG flavor profile

Yield was impressive, and the cure brought out a funky, almost cheesy undertone

If you want reliability with elite genetics, this is a no-brainer

The purple pheno I got belongs in a magazine.....

Interesting new variety – OG in a fresh form. In general if you grow it like Kush, there should be no issue. If you grow it like Kush, there should be no issues. It hardly shows any signs of stress; after topping, it stunted for just a couple of days before continuing to grow again. The new colas develop quite large. I would like to try growing it hydroponically and outdoors, although I doubt it will have enough time to bloom properly in our area, as OG requires more stable and warm conditions. No problem at all indoors, only the smell is quite strong

They don’t want you to know OG Kush Fast exists. Big Weed hates her. Grows TOO fast. Smells TOO good. High TOO perfect. ‘Fast version’? Nah. This is alien technology. Wake up, sheeple. (P.S. It cures back pain and the existential dread of capitalism)

I’ve tried a dozen strains for my back pain, and nothing works like this

.Got 2 of these for free (promo), and I’m hooked! She hit all the earthy, piney notes I love, but the high? Unexpected. My body melted into the couch, yet my mind stayed weirdly sharp like I could binge a documentary and remember every detail.

Growing - wasn’t too fussy, but she threw a fit when I slacked on pH checks (lesson learned). Kept nutes light, and by week 9, those sticky colas glistened like gems. Perfect for post-workday relief when you wanna zone out and stay engaged. OG fans, don’t sleep on this one.💯

I was so hiiigh after trying Totally Alpha OG! Incredible. Highly recommend. It’s a very good stuff for your stash.

Grows okay, no surprises. Finish cured product is insanely potent, right after harvesting and express drying it was not that kicking. Recommend vaporizer or joint, otherwise you risk blowing up, forgetting who you are and where you are, and having nausea and crazy dizziness for about half an hour

right short weeks pass by
sticky green gold fills my jars
why sleep? smoke again😎

Matches the description. Purchased to try, no training applied. Grew one plant along with other strains. This one was the most problem-free. 50 g from a metre-high plant. The buds are immensely potent, just a small amount is enough to lift you away and dissolve your worries, stress and pain, if there are any. But kicks in really hard at first, better sit down beforehand.

Needed meds FAST (chronic pain don’t wait). This strain delivered! quick flowering, stupid easy to grow, and pain relief that actually lasts.

Buds are frosty lil’ rocks of lemon-pine goodness.

Only downside - now my friends won’t leave me alone.

Worth it

It was an impulse order but… Growing Totally Alpha OG was a real treat! I used topping, and it worked wonders. It helped the plants grow bushy and strong, making them easier to manage. I loved how they thrived both indoors and outdoors. They grew tall, reaching around 5 feet, and the buds were huge and dense. When the nights turned cool, I was amazed to see some turn purple! Effects are relaxing.

Two hits and I’m done. Not a social strain, more like a wrestling match with your couch. If insomnia’s your enemy, THAT is your weapon