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Stoner Signs: Which Weed Strain You Should Smoke According To Your Zodiac Sign

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Those interested in astrology know how ruling planets, elements, and retrogrades can affect us based on our birth charts. Now, this isn’t your stoner horoscope, but rather a match of astrological signs with weed strains. Read on to discover what your star sign has to say about your stoner tendencies and which weed strain is best for you according to your zodiac sign.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

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Alternative and unique, Aquarius is a sign that’s hard to define. Aquarians tend to be deeply imaginative, yet logical and rather uncompromising, air sign or not. They can be particular in their ways because they know exactly what they like to do and how to do it.

The perfect strain for Aquarius is… LSD

LSD (Barney's Farm) LSD (Barney's Farm)
  • Photoperiod
  • Focused and relaxed Creator
  • 25 %
  • 700 g/m² indoors
    600 - 750 g/plant outdoors
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LSD (Barney's Farm) is an Indica-dominant hybrid with a controversial name and intense effects. Aquarians will be initially transported away by the earthy, musky, and citrusy terpene profile, and then surprised by the burst of creativity that follows. This strain is perfect for achieving a balance of focus and relaxation.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

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Pisces folk are super intuitive, bordering on psychic, and are known for their deep empathy. They feel alongside those around them, making for understanding friendships. The fish is all about balance, though, and Pisces’ wisdom is also thanks to their logical side.

The perfect strain for Pisces is… Auto Daiquiri Lime

Auto Daiquiri Lime (Dutch Passion) Auto Daiquiri Lime (Dutch Passion)
  • Autoflowering
  • Will transport you up to the highest peaks
  • 22 - 26 %
  • 500+ g/m²
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Auto Daiquiri Lime is a sweet and sour Sativa-dominant strain that induces an uplifting, euphoric high. Pisces will love how this strain pairs with coffee for a lovely wake & bake session, the perfect way to start the day. Whether for social smoking or relaxing alone, Pisces who toke on Daiquiri Lime will be in paradise.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Aries

Aries are blunt and straight to the point. They are incredibly competitive and find motivation where there’s a prize to be won. Aries is a fire sign, which is a double-edged sword for rams: they’re both incredibly passionate and easy to set off. With multiple projects always in the works, Aries reach for the stars.

The perfect strain for Aries is… Caramelo

Caramelo (Delicious Seeds) Caramelo (Delicious Seeds)
  • Photoperiod
  • Plane to heaven
  • 24.2 %
  • 450 g/m² indoors
    600 g/plant outdoors
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Caramelo is a 70% Sativa-dominant hybrid with incredible genetics and a pungent, floral aroma. Aries won’t have to slow down to puff on this variety of cannabis. Rather, Caramelo is powerful and potent at 24% THC, providing the user with a seriously energetic rush that will help Aries while brainstorming for a project, organizing a party, or searching for creative inspiration while cooking.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Taurus

The anchor of the Zodiac, Taurus is strong and dependable. Stubbornness is not so likely to seep into a bull’s personal relationships because of their sensual nature. Taurus is known to be very physical in their relationships, finding creative ways to connect with the physical body.

The perfect strain for Taurus is… Sex Bud

SexBud (Female Seeds) SexBud (Female Seeds)
  • Photoperiod
  • Energy burst
  • 17 - 24 %
  • 350 - 500 g/m² indoors
    450 - 600 g/plant outdoors
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Sex Bud is a risque-sounding strain that’s ideal for the sensual Taurus. Expect a burst of energy after consuming this cannabis strain, and use it to clean the whole house or have a romantic one-on-one session with your partner. Sex Bud is tropical and fruity, stimulating the senses before settling relaxation throughout the whole body.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Gemini

Geminis are social chameleons, able to move between groups of people and communicate with ease. This versatility makes for an extroverted personality boosted by curiosity about the world around them. That being said, Gemini still enjoys spending time alone to let their imagination run wild.

The perfect strain for Gemini is… Watermelon Zkittlez

Watermelon Zkittlez (Pyramid Seeds) Watermelon Zkittlez (Pyramid Seeds)
  • Photoperiod
  • Refreshing melon for creativity
  • 25 %
  • 400+ g/m² indoors
    750 - 1000 g/plant outdoors
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Watermelon Zkittlez is for whenever this zodiac sign needs a little break from the world. This strain will lift Gemini’s spirits with her watermelon bubblegum flavors, a one-way ticket to a tropical paradise. This strain’s effects are uplifting, energizing, and creative, eventually mellowing out into a slight muscle relaxation.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Cancer

Cancer is a super creative type and benefits from some sort of outlet. The crab may seem guarded and withdrawn sometimes, but that’s just because Cancer tends to be intuitive of those around them, and thus protective of themselves and loved ones.

The perfect strain for Cancer is… Auto Brooklyn Sunrise

Auto Brooklyn Sunrise (Dutch Passion) Auto Brooklyn Sunrise (Dutch Passion)
  • Autoflowering
  • Deep euphoria without anxiety
  • 22 - 26 %
  • 400 - 500 g/m² indoors
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Auto Brooklyn Sunrise is a strain that boasts the best of East Coast genetics in her euphoric, uplifting effects. Cancer signs can let their guard down while enjoying Brooklyn Sunrise’s smooth high and piney, earthy aromas. This strain takes its time, and those long-lasting effects are perfect for movie night cuddled up on the couch.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Leo

Leos are natural leaders of those around them. Friends of the lion will find themselves following along as Leo makes the plans. Leos have an intense, outgoing energy that usually lands them in the spotlight of any social interaction.

The perfect strain for Leo is… Laughing Buddha

Laughing Buddha (Barney's Farm) Laughing Buddha (Barney's Farm)
  • Photoperiod
  • 22 %
  • Unique sense of cheerfulness
  • 600 g/m² indoors
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Laughing Buddha is a strain from Barney’s Farm that’s well-known for inducing a happy, uplifting high that magnifies positive vibes. Leo will love this strain for the weekly smoke sesh with the crew, especially because of the intoxicating fits of giggles that will spread throughout the whole group. Exotic and fruity, Laughing Buddha is just what Leo needs to keep the party going!

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgo

Virgos are analytical and practical, constantly looking to find solutions to problems, which also makes them fiercely loyal friends who rejoice in their loved ones’ successes. If you go to your Virgo friend looking for advice, chances are you’ll leave the encounter with a clear step-by-step plan on how to move forward.

The perfect strain for Virgo is… Leisure Zoot Larry

Leisure Zoot Larry (Dr. Krippling Seeds) Leisure Zoot Larry (Dr. Krippling Seeds)
  • Photoperiod
  • Sour euphoria
  • 25 %
  • 600 - 700 g/m² indoors
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Leisure Zoot Larry is a cannabis variety praised for her medicinal and recreational benefits. Virgos will appreciate how Leisure Zoot Larry takes the edge off with her lemony flavor, helping relieve some anxiety without reducing focus. That way, Virgo can take a few puffs before finishing that last chapter, just in time for this strain’s relaxing properties to take a sleepy turn. Good night!

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Libra

The sign of the scales, Libra maintains perspective and grace. Although Libra is a master of compromise between others, they may find trouble following through on their own goals. Libra is an air sign, after all, so it makes sense that they can spend some time in the clouds.

The perfect strain for Libra is… Triple G

Triple G (RQS) Triple G (RQS)
  • Photoperiod
  • 26 %
  • Cosmic high
  • 525 - 575 g/m² indoors
    600 - 650 g/plant outdoors
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Triple G is a marijuana strain that’s almost as well-balanced as Libra herself. Triple G is also a strain best saved for bedtime, because the effects are typically Indica with THC levels nearing 26%. Likewise appropriate as a medicinal strain to treat chronic pain and insomnia, Triple G really is a triple threat for any malady or simply a bad day. Curl up in bed with a good book and a cup of tea, and allow Triple G’s chocolate-and-berries flavor profile to whisk you away to dreamland.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpio

Even if it means dividing a room, Scorpio loves to debate. Their passion for a subject or point of view can border on stubbornness. This rash exterior comes paired with a sensitive, emotional inner being, and Scorpio can end up mixing feelings with facts when something is incredibly important to them.

The perfect strain for Scorpio is… Critical Jack Herer

Critical Jack Herer (Delicious Seeds) Critical Jack Herer (Delicious Seeds)
  • Photoperiod
  • 21 %
  • Jacks you up
  • 500 g/m² indoors
    900 g/plant outdoors
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Critical Jack Herer will have Scorpio and their friends chattering and giggling away after a single joint. Appropriate for beginners and veteran stoners alike, Critical Jack Herer is a Sativa-dominant hybrid with subtle aromas of mahogany and musk. Her citrusy flavors may induce a spirited discussion that Scorpio turns into a TED talk, while the rest of the group listen attentively with red eyes.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarius

You don’t always get what you expect with a Sagittarius. Archers are wild and independent, straying from the beaten path to trailblaze on their own. Although rather extroverted, Sags like to take time away from their social circles to go on solo expeditions.

The perfect strain for Sagittarius is… Cinderella 99

Cinderella 99 (Growers Choice) Cinderella 99 (Growers Choice)
  • Photoperiod
  • 22%
  • Launches to the skies
  • 700 - 800 g/m² indoors
    800 - 900 g/plant outdoors
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Cinderella 99 is another Sativa-dominant hybrid, but this one is ideal for this star sign. Sagittarius will soak up these anti-anxiety properties in a haze of sour and earthy flavor notes. With 22% THC, Cinderella 99 is best smoked with mindfulness so as not to overdo it. Sags can let their hair down and embrace their extroverted personality as C99 delivers a powerful wave of happiness and euphoria.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Capricorn

Last but not least is Capricorn, the goat, known for being disciplined and independent. Capricorns take personal success very seriously and refuse to accept that they can’t always get what they want. Their incredible tenacity indicates that they can do anything they set their minds to.

The perfect strain for Capricorn is… Dr. Grinspoon

Dr. Grinspoon (Barney's Farm) Dr. Grinspoon (Barney's Farm)
  • Photoperiod
  • Happy austronaut
  • 26 %
  • 350 g/m² indoors
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Dr. Grinspoon is an incredibly strong pure Sativa from Barney’s Farm. Capricorn will appreciate how this strain interacts with their personality, as it is in no way sedating. Rather, this piney, earthy weed lends an energetic focus that’s rich with cerebral effects. Dr. Grinspoon can be intense for infrequent smokers, considering this strain tests at up to 26% THC.

Get As High As The Stars

No matter your zodiac sign, there’s a cannabis strain that’s perfect for you, whether you need something for focus and organization during Virgo season or need to take the edge off during Mercury Retrograde. Which strain just makes the stars align for you? Let us know if you’d like to see more weed horoscope content by leaving a comment below.

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